PRETENTIOUS ADVERTISING

"Hey Jared, I've got a great idea..."

 

Okay Pretention is currently king in advertising. Currently these three (among strong competition) are leading the way in the 'Brick through the screen' stakes in their complete and utter beastliness



"I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore"

Scorsese presents us with staggeringly awful pretentious twaddle in the Chanel Bleu advert

 

 

 

 

"Levis-Go Forth"

To which I say "Go Forth and Multiply!"

 

 

 

 

"Chanel-Inevitable"

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