Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiots. Show all posts

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

GREED AINT GOOD


Greed can cost and it has in the case of Ashley Cole. Far be it for an Arsenal Supporter such as myself to criticise Mr Cole but it seems that he has paid the price for greed. Greed for money and greed for women. Ashley could have stayed at Arsenal and been the Captain of one of the greatest clubs in the country; he could have been the latest in a long and distinguished line that includes Vieira, Adams, and McLintock, and Thierry Henry, Pat rice, Eddie Hapgood, Joe Mercer and Kenny Sansom. Instead he chose cash and joined the Russian conglomerate of Chelsea.
Perhaps he was right for football reasons but money was the reason and the underhand way he went about pursuing a move is the reason he is despised at Arsenal.
His greed has also cost him his wife. Whatever ones thoughts on Cheryl Cole it has to be said that she is an attractive woman who a lot of men would look upon favourably, yet Ashley doesn’t think she is enough and pursued (there’s that word again) women in an underhand (and that one) way, who are not in Cheryl’s league.
Ashley typifies a type of modern day person who wants and doesn’t need.
The fact is that Cole has shown himself to be a footballer with no scruples and even more a man with no scruples. A glutton without grace.
Hi first visit to the Emirates after leaving Arsenal was characterised by 90 minutes of hostile barracking. I have never known such vitriol directed at a player; and I was at Highbury when Cantona had just been sent off!
On that day Arsenal beat Chelsea 1-0 courtesy of a Gallas header and Ashley left the field with a sore leg, thanks to Fabregas, and his tail between his legs. Since then he has returned on the winning team but should he play again at Emirates I would hope that his current predicament is not used against him.

…only joking, I hope he gets blasted!

Friday, 12 February 2010

pRetTY VaCAnT






A new TV show has grabbed my attention like a fifty foot billboard with ‘Free Drink this way’ written on it. That show is Tool Academy. This fantastic exercise in pointless opportunism has to be seen to be believed. Its premise is to turn egotistical, arrogant, fools into caring new men, while their girlfriends gasp with shock at how genuinely awful these twerps are.
Some of the contestants are ridiculously self-named MEGA, Matsuflex and Celebrity.
We first are introduced to our awesome ninesome as they pull up in a pimped up Winnebago they then proceed to jump out and start gyrating ludicrously, doing push ups and lifting weights this is accompanied by macho rejoinders as to how awesome they are. They also appear to be unable to keep their shirts on as they whip them off with gay abandon in order to adopt Schwarzenneggeresque poses.
This is all done in the belief that they are taking part in a Show entitled Mr Awesome; they are rudely bought crashing down when their partners are wheeled in and they find out that the show is actually called Tool Academy.
Amazingly the girlfriends seem reasonably intelligent which is at odds with their inane other halves.
We are then treated to watching them undergo couples therapy with a sympathetic English psychotherapist and taking part in tasks that build their communication skills. One of which ended up in one of the Tools hurling a comfy chair across a sports field in frustration.
The posturing and idiotic comments made by these ludicrous twits is hilarious. I for one shall be following the trials and tribulations of these alpha male primitives. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpGWjN0Tf2k

Friday, 29 January 2010

Cock & Balls


The voice of youth meets the voice of education.

Just because he is an idiotic attention seeking nincompoop doesn't mean his views are not valid.

...oh sorry i just had a relapse; IT DOES!

(That's all I could muster today as I have a headache)

Saturday, 23 January 2010

idiocy in the UK



My wonderful and adorable girlfriend insists/suggests that we watch this, the final celebrity Big Brother. I can deal with that, on the basis that it gives my blog brain something to conjure with. What i can't condone is Celebrity Big Brothers Big Mouth! A collection of borderline stalkers pontificating about the motivation and inclination of micro celebrities ensconced In the BBB House. Their wry commentary and sarcastic asides make them believe that they are somehow social commentators.They're not. They are Jeremy Kylie's audience with delusions of grandeur.

REICH HERE REICH NOW

The rise of the right is happening right here and it's happening right now. That's not hyperbole that is disconcerting fact. People ...

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