Showing posts with label 007. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 007. Show all posts

Friday, 11 January 2013

MY HIT LIST-NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN



With the recent 50th anniversary and celebration of all things Bond the black sheep of the family is worth a revisit. I’m talking about Never Say Never again: the other unofficial Bond movie if you include 1967’s Casino Royale

Never Say Never Again manages to assemble one of the best casts of any of the official Bond movies.
 
The director of The Empire Strikes Back Irvin Kershner directs this updated version of Thunderball starring Sean Connery, who is of course the definitive 007.


Max von Sydow (complete with white Cat) as the shadowy head of an international crime cartel, Claus Maria Brandauer is the villain of the piece  Kim Basinger features as good Bond girl and Barbara Carrera as bikini & fur clad bad girl Fatima Blush. Edward Fox is an inspired choice as M and minor generic roles are played by stalwarts of British cinema in the form of the tough Pat Roach and the gorgeous Valeria Leon. It even features Rowan Atkinson as comic relief.
 
The movie is as innuendo filled as the Roger Moore output without the sleaze that Moore bought to the part.
 
The famous Bond car is replaced by a Bond Motor Bike and the theme tune is not bad at all.

We are treated to gadgets on land, sea and air and exotic locales including a Casino, where a very much of the time computer game takes the place of a card game as the focus of a head to head between Bond and the Villain.




It has all the ingredients required and if its a little bit lacking in real quality at times it is a film that certainly has a great sense of fun with the whole Bondian conventions without being cartoonish, as the Roger Moore outings were. The Film even ends with Connery delivering a knowing wink to the audience.

One criticism is that it gives us the unedifying sight of James Bond in Dungarees: never wear them again please James.

 





Monday, 22 October 2012

JAMES BOND MUSIC-UNDERCOVER

We all know the James Bond themes, they are generally iconic and well known, but there are other songs hidden away in Bond movies, Bond productions and Bond compositions away from the main sounds and singers. Here are some of the lesser known Bond songs
If There was a man-Chrissie Hynde & The Pretenders
The Living Daylights
Surrender-K D Laing
Tomorow Never Dies 
For your eyes only-Blondie
For your eyes only
If you asked me to-Patti Labelle
License to Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun-Alice Cooper
The man with the Golden Gun
London Calling-The Clash
Die another Day
Thunderball-Johnny Cash
Thunderball
You only live twice-Bjork
You only live twice
Never say never again-Lani Hall
Never say never again
The look of love-Dusty Springfield
Casino Royale
Tomorrow never dies-Saint Ettiene
Tomorrow never dies
Stand by your Man-Minnie Driver
Goldeneye

Sunday, 7 October 2012

SKYFALL: ADELE

Adele-Skyfall

The Bond theme is at it's best when a classic female singer delivers it; Diamonds are Forever-Shirley Bassey, Nobody does it better-Carly Simon, Goldeneye-Tina Turner for example. 
Adele has added to that lexicon with her song for the upcoming Bond movie Skyfall. It really is that good. The girl, it seems can do no wrong, and this song continues to prove it.

Thursday, 4 October 2012

EAU EAU SEVEN



With the launch of what appears to be quite an up-market fragrance, to celebrate 50 years of James Bond Movies it seems that the marketing men and women have gone for a year zero approach. This is unfair on the many vain attempts that have gone before to market the scent of Bond.

Ooh look, that bottle looks like some kind of spy gadget
Basic Bond Blandly Boxed

Okay, that's an interesting tagline there
Hang on, that looks like the box that Quink used to come in
Those eyes? Surely they belong to the Milk Tray man

Not to be pedantic but Ian Fleming wore Floris No. 89 and it is suggested in his Bond Novels that 007 wore the same
Further reading:
http://www.toysofbond.co.uk/Consumables/james_bond_007_toiletries_aftershave.html



Friday, 5 March 2010

A Bond List



My James Bond Theme Chart
1. Shirley Bassey (Diamonds Are Forever)
2. Tina Turner (Goldeneye)
3. Shirley Bassey (Goldfinger)
4. Gladys Knight (License To Kill)
5. Carly Simon (The Spy Who Loved Me)-Nobody does it better
6. The John Barry Orchestra (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
7. Paul McCartney & Wings (Live And Let Die)
8. Shirley Bassey (Moonraker)
9. Sheena Easton (For Your Eyes Only)
10. Chris Cornell (Casino Royale) –You know my name
11. Lulu (The Man With The Golden Gun)
12. Duran Duran (A View To A Kill)
13. A-Ha (The Living Daylights)
14. K.D Lang (Tommorrow never dies)-Surrender
15. Matt Munro (From Russia With Love)
16. Tom Jones (Thunderball)
17. Mya -(Everything or nothing)
18. Garbage (The World Is Not Enough)
19. Nancy Sinatra (You Only Live Twice)
20. Lani Hall-Never say never again
21. Jack White & Alicia Keys (Quantum of Solace) –Another way to die
22. Madonna (Die Another Day)
23. Sheryl Crow (Tomorrow Never Dies)
24. Rita Coolidge (Octopussy) –An all time high
With respect to
Louis Armstrong –(You only live twice)- We have all the time in the world
Monty Norman –(Dr No)James Bond Theme
Dionne Warwick -Mr Kiss kiss bang bang








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