Monday, 22 December 2025

A ONE DUNCE CONFEDERACY


“John Kennedy Tool’s A Confederacy of Dunces follows the misadventures of protagonist Ignatius J. Reilly, a lazy, overweight, misanthropic, self-styled scholar who lives at home with his mother. He is an educated but slothful 30-year-old man”

The incumbent ' leader of the free world" may very well be this century's Ignatius J Reilly, only infinitely less well read. He is reaching peak "My horse is the new Secretary Of State" levels. His rambling and ludicrous pronouncements make The President of St Marcos seems lucid in comparison. Brother Bluto's call to arms is a sonnet compared to the President's outpourings.

He is about to sue the British public, that's right, us. By taking legal action against the BBC he is, in effect, hoping to receive our money in a settlement. His method of dealing with questions he is not capable of answering is to call reporters pigs and obnoxious. His method of dealing with critics is to accuse them of having mental health problems (I'm phrasing it in appropriate terms rather than the language he uses)

His grasp of how the rest of the world views him is slender to say the least, as is his grasp of empathy. This is a man who is incapable of self reflection, is uncomfortable in his own skin as evidenced by his attempts at dancing, and has the capacity to evaluate his past statements of a goldfish.

When it comes to women and girls, where does one start? He is clearly a misogynist allegedly a Paedophile, and quite possibly has leanings towards incest.

His taste of style is that of a senile Liberace as can be evidenced by his obsession with gold plating. When suited up, he is less of a man about town more a tramp about town. You can't polish a turd.

"McDonalds Mr President?"

"Yes, super size me!"

This is a man who thinks fast food is fine dinning and assault's his honoured guest's taste buds with high salt, sugar and fat offerings from the Golden Arches. 

As for Mar-a-Lago, It resembles a scene from Caligula , if they had invented Plastic surgery in AD 47.

You can judge a man by his enemies and those who have come out publicly to denounce him are far more eloquent, talented, humane and trustworthy than his acolytes.

I am hopeful that it's not so much a case of when, but how soon. HE is running out of options as even the most deluded of those who voted or him can see that he is living in an alternative universe. Mind you, they fell for the supposed assassination attempt so who knows.

One thing is clear is that there has never been a bigger downgrade in human history than that from Barrack Obama to Donald J Trump

On reflection, maybe the 47th President of the United States is nothing like Ignatius J Reilly in as much as one is a fictional character and the other, well you couldn't make him up

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