Monday, 28 December 2020
APOCALYPSE? HOW?
Sunday, 25 October 2020
DEPALMA FOR PRESIDENT
I love a conspiracy theory me, and one of the enduring ones is that Stanley Kubrick filmed a faked moon landing at the behest of the sitting President. We all know about Leni Riefenstahl and her use of her considerable filmmaking skills to promote Germany's despot in the 30's so it occurred to me that maybe Trump's presidency is being managed by Brian DePalma.
"Yes, but what proof do you have for your theory?" I hear you say dear reader, well, what can't speak can't lie, so i give you the following compelling evidence. Behold;
What more proof do you need? The Master of post Hitchcock suspense has been quietly beavering away behind the scenes for years building up to his greatest triumph. Who needs Carrie, Tony Montana or Al Capone when you've got Donald Trump!
Monday, 19 October 2020
IDIOTIC TIMES
The more idiots you have the more chance there is for an idiotic culture, an idiotic mindset and an idiotic leader.
Case in point Donald Trump; he doesn't even appear to be an idiot savant, just an idiot. The Hollywood community don't like him. The two actors held as, probably, the best living actors have been vocal in their dislike of the man, and Trump's assertion that Streep is an average actor does little to challenge his credentials as an idiot.
The reason I mention the Hollywood Community is that in America they are pretty much the only thing they have that comes close to an elite establishment that people listen to (rightly or wrongly). The irony that Trump, the arch showman, should be vilified by those who perform for a living should not be lost. Perhaps they can see through his man of the people, certain people that is, persona for the bad actor that he is.
When popular culture recognises an idiot for being an idiot you know that there is something wrong. Most creative people in the US don't like him, be that in the arts, music TV or cinema. I cannot recall a. sitting President having shows like The Good Fight, The Comey Rule and The Trump Show actively point out their failings; its pretty much unprecedented (see what I did there?). Most vitriol for Presidents has been presented in dramatic and documentary form after that President has left the White House.
In popular culture terms Trump is an Andy Warhol of a political leader; he seems like a piece of performance art. He is a Mr Magoo of a President, stumbling from one bad situation to the next, he's a less trustworthy Chauncey Gardiner without the charm, a Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Trump has proved that Pop will, and does eat itself and I can only conclude that Trump got in to power in the first place because he was just the right idiot in the right idiotic place at the right idiotic time
Wednesday, 9 September 2020
T E N E T I N V E R S I O N T H E R A P Y

A Backlash is a backlash and generally when that involves cinema then the backlash starts before a film is even released. This was the case with Christopher Nolan and Tenet. The blockbuster with brains that was supposed to repopulate cinemas.
"is Nolan all that?', "yeah but Nolan films lack emotion don't they?", "can anyone understand the plot?". These were some common mitigations for the backlashers and the answer to all those questions is an emphatic "don't be ridiculous!"
Tenet is a fantastic movie, its so unabashedly brilliant that any flaws in it can be accepted like a tiny bit of sediment in a delicious pint of ale. Its therapy for those that have missed the big screen experience; its food for the starved.
Tenet is Nolan dialling up many elements to 11. It's touchstones are Craig era James Bond, Mission Impossible, Heat and even Starship Troopers, but they are assimilated into Nolan's unique world view: one that is obsessed with time and space as his previous work shows. Hitchcock was known for exploring suspense and human nature and he is rightly lauded as being one of the very best film directors. Nolan has shared themes in his work too but let us not forget that his work covers many genres: Action, War,Period, Science Fiction, Superhero, Neo-Noir, Serial Killer and Mind Bending Thriller.
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What makes Tenet so good? It's the fact that all the elements work perfectly together, The performances are very good and yes there's lots of exposition but, hey, this isn't a small arthouse movie after all. The Score by Ludwig Goransson is electrifying and adds tension (really high tension at times) and grandeur. Nolan's direction is seamless and the multiple plot twists and exemplary action sequences are extraordinarily well handled.
Where's the heart? the protagonists all have there own issues that they are dealing with and John David Washington is the 'Cary Grant North By NorthWest via Jason Bourne' of the piece. Washington to is both a lead with humanity and a bloody good action hero.Yes I like Tenet and I think Nolan is a very talented young British director. He's yet to make a bad film and Tenet is right up there with his best
Tenet was worth the trip back to the cinema. It was worth the anxiety and trepidation though some may not be ready to return to the Pictures (which is understandable) this is a film that needs to be seen on the big screen. If there really was inversion we would all be able to see it at the Cinema in an alternative time line but maybe it will find its biggest audience when its streams. That 52" TV may just be worth investing in after all.
Monday, 10 August 2020
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT 2020
The brisk walk of a clucking junkie
Shouty gesticulation of a woman on hands free
Roads strewn with discarded canisters, from the thrill of nitrous oxide
That's entertainment, that's entertainment
Beggars at traffic lights and sitting on pavements
Beside the cashpoint and under a bus stop
Two men on a bench sipping K Cider
Low hung trousers, walking like penguins
That's entertainment, that's entertainment
Blaring music; the sound of a wasp's nest, from the cars of low slung cliches
Riding the bus uncaring and mask-less
Immunity with the threat of knife wounds
That's entertainment, that's entertainment
The smell and the sight of a yellow chicken box
Tossed aside with careless abandon
A sign defaced with a merit-less scrawl
Another ambulance on a 999 call
That's entertainment, that's entertainment
Two dealers texting in the midst of a crisis
Two dealers texting with the cynicism of commerce
Trading on misery and an increase in crime
Nobody cares 'cos "it don't affect us"
I said, that's entertainment, that's entertainment
Lies lies lies lies lies lies
Lies lies lies lies lies lies
Lies lies lies lies lies lies
Lies lies lies lies lies lies
Lies lies lies lies lies lies
(Washington/Weller)
Thursday, 30 July 2020
THE SAINT OF EVERYMAN
A return to the cinema after a four month absence was, to be fair, a strange experience. I always rely on The Everyman Cinema to have lots of space in which to lounge and immerse oneself, and on this occasion that was still the case but it felt strange.There was a tension within the auditorium and a feeling of uncertainty, but a good movie can negate these external factors, so it's a good job I went to see Saint Frances
The main characters are well defined and tell of the complexities of relationships, parenthood and guilt but in a non-preachy way.
It's funny, not laugh aloud funny, but finding the humour in tricky situations and the uncertainties of relationship building.
Yes, I soon forgot about the strange circumstances of the viewing as I became absorbed with the story.
Saint Frances is a great example of the relevance of independent cinema, handling big themes with an intimate approach. I await more from Thompson, O'Sullivan and of course Williams.
Thursday, 9 July 2020
FINAL GIRLS

The final girl is a tradition seen more and more in horror movies and as the number of horror movies increases (we seem to like them) so do the number of final girls. For those wondering what a final girl is may I refer you to Sally Hardesty (1) Laurie Strode (2) Ellen Ripley (3) Sarah Connor (4) and Sidney Prescott (5). There were final girls before the Seventies, notably Susy Hendrix (6).
The final girl is the female last man standing, the one survivor the merciless killer cannot defeat. The fact that this trope is a woman surviving is interesting and two recent examples show the variety of final girls that can be called upon to have the last word in the genre of fear.
Hush and Gerald's Game both feature women in jeopardy both of whom survive using their wits and an inner strength that they didn't know they had: victims one minute warriors the next.
The list of final girls is a long one and they feature in some excellent movies as well as some mundane entries in horror franchises.Two notable final girls are Wendy Torrance (7) and Ellen Ripley both of whom use their maternal instincts to spur them on to survive a relentless enemy
The final girl is here to stay in what is generally considered a male dominated genre, and long may she outlast the others, and you know what? I think we should call them 'Final Women'
(1) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(2) Halloween
(3) Alien
(4) The Terminator
(5) Scream
(6)Wait Until Dark
(7) The Shinning
Saturday, 4 July 2020
A PINT DOWN THE COVID ARMS
The big news is not that the number of deaths in the UK from Covid have reduced, its not that there is a cure that's been discovered, it's not even that we are in for a heatwave or an economic boom. The big news is that the pubs are open!
Yes that's right, Wetherspoons pubs up and down the country from Dover to Hull have served that first pint of refreshing Carling to Terry off the Estate.
The length and breadth of this Sceptred Isle has seen men in fisherman's waistcoats and glasses on strings round their necks bolt their breakfasts in order to get to the pub 'early doors'
We've seen young men slipping into their pristine Reebok classics and heading to the boozer with no more than a slice of toast clutched in their hand and a sip of milk (just to line the stomach)
But not to worry, for those that have had a lie in, the other pubs have opened their doors to the thirsty populace a couple of hours later.
To make things even better Sky and BT are showing Five Premier League games throughout the day and into the evening; perfect to give those that have conked out at midday after having thoroughly imbibed from 8:04am, a second wind.
What a day this promises to be and don't worry folks, Boris Johnson is sure of one thing: That the British Public will show Common Sense!
Cheers!
Saturday, 27 June 2020
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
I remember a time when people thought kindness was a good thing. A time when people had the headspace to reflect. A time when people cared about those that care for us. A time when people thanked staff at their local supermarket. A time when people realised that they could make do with less. A time when you could go for a walk in a quiet and civil atmosphere. A time when there were positive stories on the news to offset the reality of life during war time. A time when headlines were about a 99 year old man performing an act of great humility. A time when we all clapped and cheered for the NHS. A time when we valued what we didn't have.
Yes, I'm talking about the first half of the lockdown.
Now it seems that anger is back in fashion, anger at the expense of appreciation. Rioting? yes that's back on the agenda. We have that Pre-Covid trend, stabbing, returning. Appreciation of those that help? clearly that's gone out the window as we see tons and tons of litter left for others to clear up from Bournemouth to Anfield.
Maybe people in general are just horrible. Maybe the early days of lockdown scared people in a way that made them nicer. Maybe the real British public don't care about anything other than themselves and woe betide anyone who tries to stop them gathering illegally, taking drugs, stealing, stabbing, fighting, begging, being anti-social, not giving a shit.
Of course when discussing the lockdown it is vital to remember all those that have passed and the families that they have left behind. This is the true cost, but we had an opportunity to be better as a nation, to be kinder and care more, to actually give a shit
It seems that not only have we lost lives but we've lost the chance of a brave new world.
Wednesday, 17 June 2020
NEW WORLD ORDER?
A lot going on in the world right now. A lot of thinking. a lot of reflection and a lot of anxiety.
We are beginning to go out into the world, a changed world, a world in which there are new considerations and old issues re-addressed.
A brave new world or a soon forgotten moment? that's a question that's hard to answer but worth thinking about.
A pandemic has dominated most of the first half of the year and will be sitting at our shoulder for a long time to come. Inequality has been sitting at our collective shoulder for a long long time and is now dominating global thinking.
This blog is about popular culture and these issues have, and will, not only impact global culture on a continuing basis, but will resonate in popular culture. The arts have allowed people to express gratitude to those who have helped us stay healthy and show support for equality.
TV has bought us blow by blow coverage of things and has an opportunity to inform and discus
s things going forward. Cinema; reliant as it is on customers, will have to adapt ,and in regards to the power and influence films can have we may see the continuation of diversity being taken even further.
But what of music? This has for some time been the voice of youth and the way in which messages can be relayed. Do we have the figures in the industry to produce 'music with a message'? I'm not so sure. But then again I am not a young person.
A global pandemic and a global movement. Two major events at the same time. Something we have never experienced before. I don't think that, until some point in the future when we look back, we can realise the enormity of the times we are living in.
Those on furlough have not been having a holiday; far from it. Furlough has meant less income, uncertainty, concerns about returning and a disruption to routine along with anxiety about what the future holds. It has also allowed time for reflection and trying to project what the world will look like in practical terms.
With time to think, many will have had time to process the goings on in the USA and the way in which an act of horrific violence has led to a movement. Time to think will have also helped people recognise what needs to change.
As we renter blinking into a different world we all have to adapt and we all have to find ways to embrace the benefits of a more equal society. Going through a pandemic together should have united us but maybe it took the murder of a man to do that.
Wednesday, 3 June 2020
TO PROTECT AND SERVE?
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