Saturday, 16 February 2013

THICK CHIC©


People Like Us is a new reality TV show currently being broadcast on BBC3, set in Salford Lancashire it centres on the lives of various, so called, ordinary people. These people are operating on the margins; the margins of common sense, self worth and basic intellect.
Quote from People Like Us : "it's like what they say innit? 'Get rich or try dying'"
Quote from People Like Us: "They've took me pictures out of the Laundriette, Sid Vicious, John Travolta and Bone-o out of U2"
Quote from People Like Us: "I'm cutting down from drinking me usual hard stuff" (said while pouring A PINT of Lambrini)

It's actually depressingly entertaining TV, It says more than a million words could about modern Britain. Oh, and it's not scripted: no writer could come up with the verbal gems on offer. Ah, glorious Salford!

No ones been able to successfully capture this underclass through satire. The closest is Shameless but even that family are too 'posh' in comparison. Time for Chris Morris & Charlie Brooker to tackle the subject. A Nathan Barley (their superlative comedy about Hoxton trendies) about the dregs. They could call it Lee Falkland or Kyle Manorview or Dean Deepfry or maybe Jonjo Nailbar.

Lack of culture leads to girls going out in pyjamas, it leads to bad manners and laziness, it leads to lack of common courtesy, it leads to distorted values. Smash communities and you smash culture. Close down Pubs and you close down culture. Destroy high street shops and you destroy culture. It's been happening right in front of our eyes
Morality, ethics, values, sense of purpose, pride all things missing when there is no culture. 


It`s not just this easily categorised Jeremy Kyle viewer that is operating on the edge of knowledge though. Being dim is nationwide, it's fashionable,the chattering middle class fashionista is embracing thickness  too, 'Thick-Chic': It started with Peaches Geldof and is almost a replacement  for culture. Wilful stupidity is the new black as we teeter on the very verge the of an idiot national identity. The streets of trendy Dalston and beleaguered Salford are poles apart in terms of money and opportunity yet both run equally red with idiocy.

A true meaningful culture seems to be what's missing, being stupid appears to be 'on trend'. 

Monday, 11 February 2013

HITCH


Having just seen Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren in Hitchcock I have to admit that I left the cinema feeling somewhat underwhelmed. Portraying such a well known character like Hitchcock is clearly a tough task for any actor. Hitch himself of course was well known for appearing in his own movies but there have been surprisingly few portrayals of the great man. You would think that he would be easily mimicked as he was frequently on the small screen and cut a distinctive figure, but not so. Here are the faces of Hitchcock as played by others.


Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock
Homer Simpson as Alfred Hitchcock



Toby Jones as Alfred Hitchcock
Roger Ashton Griffith as Alfred Hitchcock
Raymond McNally as Alfred Hitchcock

The Man Himself

Friday, 1 February 2013

GOOD SEQUEL BAD SEQUEL



Sequels, Part twos, follow-ups, these are the films that viewers go to for more of the same. Some are the second half of the preceding movie, Godfather 2 for instance, some expand on the original, some do little more than reference the parent film. There is always great debate as to the value of the sequel yet we are drawn to them. When the first movie is of high quality it makes the sequel a poison chalice

Here’s ten of the best sequels to good movies

1. Bride of Frankenstein



2.Aliens


3. Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn


4. Die Hard 2: Die Harder


5. 28 Weeks Later


6. From Russia With Love


7. Airplane II: The Sequel


8. The Empire Strikes Back


9. Magnum Force


10. Carry On Nurse


…and some of the worst


1. Grease 2
2. More American Graffiti
3. Return To Oz
4. Beyond The Poseidon Adventure
5. Babe: Pig in the City
6. Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows
7. Blues Brothers 2000
8.Clerks 2
9.The Sting 2
10. The Fly II
11. Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh
12. The Two Jakes
13. The Howling 2: Your sister is a Werewolf
14. Be Cool
15. Escape From LA
16. Staying Alive
17. The Great Escape 2: The Untold story
18. American Psycho II
19. S. Darko
20. Exorcist II: The Heretic




THICK AS A PRANK

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