Burns Night Ode

Last nite tae celebrate wee Rabbie
T'was to a friends fae Haggis neeps & tatties
A hoose upon a London Square
A jock amid the debonair
Wi Whisky poured tae wash it doon
Accompanied wi sauce of broon
Jings, crivvens, help mae boab i said
When, tummy full, i went tae ma bed
So here's tae you mae wee Scottish cook
The jammiest fellah in my book!