Just Say No

The following is all true

So there I was walking down the road to and going to the shop to buy some water.

Big Issue seller-“Big Issue?”

Charity Salesperson-“Have you got a minute? “

Man outside shop- “Got any spare Change?”

Staff member- “Self service sir?”

Woman on Till- “Do you need a bag?”

Woman on Till- “Have you got a club card?”

Woman on Till- “Cashback?”

Same Man outside shop- “Got any spare Change?”

Same Charity Salesperson-“Do you like animals? “

I really wish strangers would stop asking me questions! My answer to all of these questions was “NO!”. Although to the last question my response was “Yes., I love animals, however I don’t like salespeople. Good day!”